Hairography

What's up with this madness? I get burned and fried just to be straight, my twisty sprialy curls get flattened because she likes it better that way. Luckily she uses thermal spray so it doesn't hurt //too// much but still. I rebel by being difficult to straighten sometimes. But I loooooove getting washed and smelling pretty. One time I even got highlights and other time I got a red streak then she changed it to black and now its just the remains of bleach. For the most part she takes care of me, every few months she uses major moistures to keep me healthy and pretty so yay! ... Years ago was the worst time at all, she had this awful, horrible, truly evil aunt (not kidding) who used to french braid me. She would pull me back extremely hard if I dared to move. It hurt so bad and other hairs would just give up and come out. Once the braids were finished they would be so tight they kinked! I actually kinked! OW!! When she got home she would undo my braids almost right away ow ow ow ow then relief and I was free again and not all kinked and too tight. Fortunately those days are over and no one at all was allowed to french braid me for years but now when you pull me it doesn't hurt at all not even a little thats the only good thing about that experience. For the most part I like my owner a lot and i'm glad she takes care of me and now you've seen a day in the life of hair yay for you!

I'm so happy I don't look like that!!